Random Thoughts: Oh, oh, that’s an overshare! Thanks but no thanks for trying too hard!
Now I know how it feels like to be the target of oversharing. Dude, I don’t need to know that for cryin’ out loud! Oh please, just because you got me watching a goofy cartoon film with you doesn’t mean I owe you. What you did that night and the other things you did days after plus what you are still doing now are the things that led me to completely blow my top off! Now I definitely do know what to avoid doing the next time. Or maybe I’d just do it with class. And I’d remind myself to change my Smart number next week.
Like I got something for you
And the way that you stare
Don’t you dare
‘Cause I’m not about to
Just give it on up to you
‘Cause there are some things I won’t do
And I’m not afraid to tell you
I don’t ever want to leave you confused
The more you try
The less I buy
And I don’t have to think it through
You know if I’m into you
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People who feel like you’re prone to committing blasphemy just because "Oh my god" (take note of the word "god" being in small caps) happens to be an expression of yours are nothing but bad news.
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I can ask why. But no I can’t die. No I can’t cry. How I wish you’d just be like those other jerks so I can deal with something that’s definite.
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The little screaming show early this morning plus the "bullshit texts"? I’m still seethin’ mad. I’m so torn inside-out that I wish I’m numb.
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Thirty-nine days to go before Christmas. I’ve changed my mind re my original wish (I’ll reserve that one out for my birthday, haha!). Could Santa possibly accomodate a really adorable golden retriever puppy for me on his sleigh? Does’t matter if it’s a male or a female pup. I promise I’ll be a good girl. @:)
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Every shopaholic’s fave scene (and film for that matter!): Pretty Woman. Now if I could only have an obscene, and if I might add, really offensive amount of shopping money…
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Blogthings said during my past life I was a gorgeous poet who lived in Ontario and died of natural causes. Hmmm… With an emphasis on the word "gorgeous". Haha.
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I admit. I’ve become an ass-kissin’ fool, my own ass saved from whacking for just one more day. Now where are those case digests and codals…
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As Angela put it, "I deserve nothing but the best", my definition of "best" as picturing myself, walking the streets of Manhattan donning a classy trenchcoat (see AJ’s pic), trotting in pumps (yeah Kat, I want a Christian Louboutin pair like AJ’s too!) while munching on inihaw na danggit or barbecued "dugo". Hehe.
